This is why school is so important.
i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!
"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?"
*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("
this was the first thing on my dash
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS